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• Crimson: Pawn to King-4
• White: Six No-Trump
• Paisley: Boromir Attempts to Seize the Ring
• Plaid: Seizes Boromir's ring and calls out to Paisley "GO FISH!
• Chartreuse: GIN!
• CLEAR: I'm still in jail. Can't roll a dang set of doubles to save my life...
• Puce: put your left hand in, put your left hand out.
• Mauve: Turn over the next card, then shouts "It's the Queen!" and looks around for QHearts, she she can bop the Queenie on the head.
• Vermilion: Moves her piece to the back row and yells, "King me!"
• Fluorescent Clear: YATZEE!!!!!!!!!!!
• Badger Brown: Fall down stairs, do not pass go, do not collect $200 in insurance claims, go straight to the hospital.
• Green: Green elf needs food badly. Green elf shot the food!
• polkaDot: Goes to the Head of the Class (woo-hoo!)
• LimeGreen: AAAAARGH!!!!! You sank my Battleship!!!
• PolkaDot: Uno!
• Off-White: Yells "BARTOG!" at everyone (but especially Tweedledum, Shock, and Morgana) and BAPS them on the head for good measure.
• Poppy Red...well, not really that much poppy red, more like a yellowish tinge...well, third from the top on my favorite game piece color: Stand up. Calmy inform the others that if they do not place all money, jewels, and secret recipies for a spiffy toast spread, you shall suddenly remove their spleen. With a fork. Once they have complied, take their spleens anyway.
• Pinkish With a Striped Sweater spins. Left foot green. Ooof.
• Sun Burned Red: *BONK* Sorry!
• Tourmaline: Mornington Crescent.
• Mauve: Hands the red dice to Tourmaline. "Yakutsk attacks Kamchatka."
• Sky purple: Miss Scarlet in the kitchen with the candlestick!
• Burnt Sienna: asks 'Mother may I?' before taking her turn.
• CLEAR: David? Bill? Rumplestiltskin?
• Red Polka Dots on Striped Green and Black: *picks up 8 of the Manchalla stones and puts one in each cup around the board.* D'oh! There goes one of my chances to slap the BlackJack!
• CLEAR: Places an arrow on Red Polka Dots on Striped Green and Black's head and shoots it with a bow and apple.
• LimeGreen: Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Goose!!!!!
• Cyane: Jenga! Jenga! Jenga! Darn! It fell :(
• Indigo: Red light, green light, 1-2-3!
• OffWhite: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Goose who?
• PolkaDots--Red Rover, Red Rover...
• OffWhite: Grabs the bat and whaps the wiffleball across the muck!
• Tourmaline: Tag.
• Orange and black stripes: Throws the koosh ball way up into the air and runs off shouting SPUD: Morgana!!!
• SpottedOne: throws down and card, then slaps her forehead. "I forgot to say 'Uno!'!"
• White: SNAP! CRACKLE! BARTOG! Is that right?
• Wildcat Purple: runs at the ball, aims, shoots, and kicks the ball in for a GOAL!
• kinda Bluish/Brown : Tip! You're it!
• Bluish/brown: um... two syllables... first syllable... sounds like... Bill... second syllable... um... umbrella?... orange?... Lee?... Lee! what kinda word is that? Silly?
• Crimson: I take a card... a two. 1...2. WOOHOO! *BOING*CLUNK*... rrrolllll... *thunk*SPROINNNG!*-whoosh-*KICK*~splosh~* rattlerattlerattle... DONK* Yes! Caught OffWhite in the mouse trap! I'm feeling a little safer now.
• Plaid: First, White... question... take a card! :P Next, my move: I lay down the Queen of spades... woe to you all!
• Sunburn red: Well, I attack with my Hypnotic Spectre (2/2 Flying) and throw a Terror on the Queen of Spades!
• CLEAR: My evil twin (bad weather friend) has noticed that everything is catching, yes, everything is catching on fire, so do not forsake me, or dig my grave in Istabul -- I am a mammal, not a Chess Piece Face! Allow me to put on Santa's Beard and see the constellation ride across the sky. Now Broom, you must now sweep for me.
• Poppy Red with speckles of lemon yellow on it (I shouldn't eat twinkies over the game board, sorry): Plays a Cosmic Zap card to nullify Clear's last move, then uses his alien power of Spam to gain another base in Plaid's home system. Yes! Only two more bases to go...
• Forest green: grrs and wonders if it's worth asking Max to heal her.
• Vermilion: runs from behind a tree while Green is not looking and kicks the can far far away, setting everyone free. Piggie piggie piglets free!
• OffWhite: Puts on his Mighty Ducks mask and skates around the rink. "Crimson in the corner pocket!" he yells, then WHAPS Crimson into a nearby rabbit hole!
• Paisley: rolls the bone which come up Hunter's Moon. He takes his witch counter and moves it towards the emerald gateway, gaining additional movement points in the process. He then draws three cards and turns in two, gaining an additional turn which he can take at any point. He then offers Vermillion a trade: North Carolina Avenue for New York Avenue and two free rentals. He then refuses to heal Si. (o:
• Threepwood: Give confetti to heavily-armed clown.
• Sanguine: Hands the gun to Indigo who spins the barrel and puts it to her head. It's Chartreuse's turn.
• Chartreuse: Having picked up the requisite q and u in the last draw, Chartreuse puts down QUIXO in front of the TIC someone put down three turns ago, with a triple letter score and a double word score besides, making for a grand total of 230 points. HA!
• CLEAR: Tells everyone to drink... He is the President after all. Four nines, no wilds.
• Forest Green With A Few Brown Spots And A Pink Scarf (In honour of Cinco de Mayo): spins round and round with her blindfold on and whacks what she thinks is the pinata. She takes off her blindfold, looks, and sees...
• (Duck: Um... Piglet, what you smacked was not a pinata... Unless you consider a giant, fiery, very mad Chernabog a pinata.)
• Wildcat Purple, while ducking Cherny's wrath at getting poked by the pinata- missing pole: rolls the dice low, gets triple boxcars, and shuffles off to Buffalo with the stolen pinata. Then, she eats all the candy in the pinata so noone else can steal it, and yells "HA! Beat that!"
• Wildcat Purple: What? THose weren't pieces of candy? they were plastic and wax toys? Um... excuse me for a moment... (she runs towards the bathroom, missing the rest of her turn...
• LimeGreen: Rolls the dice and yells "Three Man!!! Drink ChefLouis! The President always gets it in the end!!!"
• Small Grey And Fuzzy, for his part: runs back and forth across the room desperately trying to avoid a herd of brats trying to pin a tail on him. Go bother Eeyore instead!
• peach: Throws down her cards in disgust and sighs before taking off her other sock. She hopes to get better at this quickly!
• Paisley: blushes deep red, and decides to heal peach. Now, put that sock back on!!!
• Poppy Red, tastefully basted in a white wine sauce, cooked for three hours at 375 degrees, and served with a side dish of baked potato and a dessert of chocolate mousse: Draws the next card and reads: Okay, Offwhite, for an orange wedge, here's your question. Paisley has just healed Peach so she can put her sock back on. On the next turn, he realizes that by doing so, he lost all of his colored dots to the void. What will Paisley do? A) Offer Plaid a chance to recover Baltic Avenue for a free turn. B) Threaten Clear with an all-out attack on Iceland unless he rolls doubles. C) Forget the game, and write another song about how *lonely* and *miserable* he is. After hearing Offwhite's answer, Megavolt flips the card over and grins. "Wrong! The answer is "C". It's almost always "C"!
• Badger Brown: Wakes up. It was all just a silly game started by an Aussie. Looks down, picks up a card lying by his foot and reads it: "Answer: C" OR WAS IT!??
• White: drops a packet of Tim Tams into the pot. The Tim tams melt and produce a heavenly aroma. White takes this moment of diversion to sneak another lap of the course.
• Bluish/Brown: chucks a temper tantrum screaming "I hate charades anyway!", picks up his bat and ball and goes home yelling "I don't want to play with a bunch of cheeting sissis anyway!"
• Bluish/Brown: sneaks back into the game with his head hanging low, hoping no-one sees him. "um... it was too early for dinner anyway." "um... Can I play again anyway?" "pl-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-s-s-s-e-e-e ?"
• CLEAR: Knocks three times (on the window) and twice (on the pipe). He then bets his money on a bob-tailed nag... but somebody bet on the bay.
• Sky Blue: Ties the blind-fold around her eyes, spins around 3 times, and pins the tail on what she *hopes* is the donkey!
• Wildcat purple: intercepts the pass, and runs 90 yards at lightning speed for a Touchdown! And the crowd goes wild.
• (Henny rubs her corkscrew tail and glares at Belle! DO I LOOK LIKE A DONKEY??)
• Puce: Tosses the ping pong ball at the wineglass. I WON I WON!!! Puce grabs a sickly looking goldfish and runs off to tell her parents about her new pet!
• Crimson: takes advantage of the lull to study the board and the positions of the pieces. He suddenly leaps to his feet, carefully places a black counter in the square, and flips over 7 white counters to their black sides, placing Clear in Check. (Easy to get out of, especially while Clear holds Sweden, but a nice threat nonetheless.)
• White: removes a pin from her behind, and examines it for fingerprints. "I accuse Sky Blue, in the Computer Lab, with the Uninstaller."
• CLEAR: Eeps and looks for a way out of check... Hmmm.... Aha! I'll slide out the side door! Here comes a Power Pellet! Uh-oh... wait a minute... If I'm CLEAR, does that mean _I'm_ a ghost???
• SpottedOne: suddenly jumps up, grabs the playing board and dumps it upsidedown on the ground! She then proceeds to do the Humpty-Dance on it. "Here's my chance to do the Humpty!"
• Purple: stands very still and does *not* giggle, even if clear *is* doing really silly things right in front of her face. Purple does not move a millimeter.
• Sky Blue: Smiles innocently at White, and whistles... Suddenly, she tosses hot potato to the next person right before the Music runs out! Hah!
• Cyan: Lucifer picks up all of the hotels on the board and swallows them. He is then rushed to the vet clinic where Henwen pulls them out! Cats are such interesting animals!
• Night-hyena purple: Dives for the chair as the music abruptly ends.