WATCH
THE
TICKET
PRICE
ASCEND

FDC

TEXT


[ 1995/??/?? ]

(to the tune of a popular Pocahontas song :)

What I like most about Disney is:
You can't step in the same theme park twice
Their bankroll's always changing, always growing
Real people, I guess, can't live like that
A pittance must suffice
We'll never have the cash that Eisner's blowing
Watch the ticket price ascend
Every Disney tickets' price ascend

What's ten bucks more?
Watch the ticket price ascend
What's next in store?
Five days sure aren't free --
Discounts implore!
My wounded budget cannot mend
While Disney prices still ascend
For me
My family and me

They must think money grows on trees
For my entire savings palls
Before the massive sum that they're collecting
I'd have to rob the Disney Stores
In all the local malls
To provide the entrance fee that they're expecting

A five day tour
Watch the ticket price ascend
I'm broke, I'm sure
They keep soaking me
Don't know what for...
My bank account I'll soon transcend --
But watch that ticket price ascend!
Watch the ticket price ascend...

Should I choose the cheaper course
Though I've seen it -- and it blows...
Universal Studios?
Is that what's left me? God forfend!
Or is there still a discount in my future
While the ticket price ascends?