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WATCH THE TICKET PRICE ASCEND FDC TEXT	[ 1995/??/?? ] (to the tune of a popular Pocahontas song :) What I like most about Disney is: You can't step in the same theme park twice Their bankroll's always changing, always growing Real people, I guess, can't live like that A pittance must suffice We'll never have the cash that Eisner's blowing Watch the ticket price ascend Every Disney tickets' price ascend What's ten bucks more? Watch the ticket price ascend What's next in store? Five days sure aren't free -- Discounts implore! My wounded budget cannot mend While Disney prices still ascend For me My family and me They must think money grows on trees For my entire savings palls Before the massive sum that they're collecting I'd have to rob the Disney Stores In all the local malls To provide the entrance fee that they're expecting A five day tour Watch the ticket price ascend I'm broke, I'm sure They keep soaking me Don't know what for... My bank account I'll soon transcend -- But watch that ticket price ascend! Watch the ticket price ascend... Should I choose the cheaper course Though I've seen it -- and it blows... Universal Studios? Is that what's left me? God forfend! Or is there still a discount in my future While the ticket price ascends?
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