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Okay, we've already determined that your roommate is weird -- I mean, that Cheez Whiz incident hammered it home for sure if you had any lingering doubts. But this is... well... bizarre. Your Professor said, last Tuesday, that today's discussion would center around eleven pop tunes. All you asked your dear buddy -- who attended, while you were home nursing a hangover -- for was the song list, and this is what you got: A. she is rather extensively educated in the arts of eating fish eggs and smoking, and quite compassionate as well B. i replied regarding my current state of unemployment and proceeded to, in an undignified manner, make my way to a rather unconventional and uncomfortable resting place C. our natural sattelite has travelled near to the apex of the sky, but, at the same time, the sun has descended into the netherworld D. something's wrong: namely, my lack of honesty; honestly, nothing i'm telling you is, in fact true, but, in the telling, i'll strengthen our bond anyway E. i think i'll investigate the feasibility of procuring a new abode, and, what's more, i'll do so while wearing absurdly large, ebony footwear and carrying this well-aged luggage F. as yet, i have been unable to persuade her that her current beau has acquired very little concrete information regarding her likes and dislikes, and, furthermore, is vastly more interested in doing drugs and playing video games than in remedying this deficiency G. your audio cassette altered my preconceptions when i grasped the overarching lyrical subtext H. i can provide that which you desire, but you should make a bee-line to my current location, as the supplies are rapidly diminishing I. when you were just barely a teenager, doing nothing but kicking back by yourself in our abode, your birth father was passing away elsewhere J. it's impossible to illegally board an airplane in a manner similar to that which you can employ upon a locomotive -------------------------------------------------------- 0. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 1. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 2. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 3. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 4. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 5. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 6. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 7. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 8. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ 9. __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ -------------------------------------------------------- 133936714321514426616031823252 421011314742834642911212111542 723812923023654244951523935415 734833982519414619332114214021 032981131626225824431313751552 327964531226831122422019651733 842621229323924017134712512941 333123231435754012631973817541 853927All righty then. Ten strange phrases, ten weird Wheel of Fortune-y thingies, and a big ol' batch of digits. Hey, wait, weren't there eleven songs? http://www.YARK.org/puzzle/verbose/eleventh_song.shtml For example, if you think the eleventh song is Tutti Frutti, go to http://www.YARK.org/puzzle/verbose/tutti_frutti.shtml |
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